This is ridiculous! see what the function of human head is according to a primary school text book

Really though??? Smh

Nigeria's U23 beats brazil in friendly

Nigeria’s U23 side defeated their Brazilian counterparts by a lone goal in an international friendly played at the Estádio Kléber Andrade on Friday morning.

A third minute strike from Ubong Ekpai was all the dream team needed to subdue Rogerio Micale’s wasteful sides in the keenly contested game in Cariacica, Espírito Santo, Brazil.

JUST FOR LAUGHS

She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written:
'tarty tausan'!

Olodumare oooo!!!!!!

I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.
Fine face, no brains.

‪#‎OlodoOshi‬
Looool 😁

Nigeria senate throws out gender equality bill

The Senate has rejected a bill seeking to empower women politically and economically, as well as grant them equal opportunities with men in diverse human endeavours.

The bill was sponsored by the Senate Minority Whip, Senator Biodun Olujimi (PDP, Ekiti South).

Medicine students will now spend 11 years in the university

The National Universities Commission has declared that any student who wants to study medicine will henceforth spend a minimum of 10 years in the university.

The Executive Secretary of the Commission, Prof. Julius Okojie made the declaration in a lecture delivered at the maiden matriculation and inauguration of the University of Medical Science, Ondo, Ondo State.

Its cheaper to import petrol than to refine locally- Minister

The Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, Dr. Ibe Kachikwu, has revealed that at the moment, importing Premium Motor Spirit, PMS, also known as petrol, is cheaper than producing the product locally.

Kachikwu said that until the upgrade and repairs of the nation’s refineries are completed, it would be very expensive to refine PMS locally.

Lagos State University LASU, Banns Indecent Dressing on Campus

The Management of Lagos State University, (LASU) has banned indecent dressing on campus, saying it will not allow any student who dresses indecently into the campus henceforth.

The Vice Chancellor, Professor Lanre Fagbohun disclosed this on Monday during a walk organised by the management of the institution for staff, unions leaders, students and student union executives to campaign against cultism and indecent dressing at the University.

Buhari has travelled again, see what Nigerians are saying about his trip on twitter

Our ajala travel president has gone to Egypt and Nigerians are lamenting the incessant travels of President Buhari and some have taken to Twitter to vent their anger on his foreign trips. see what they are saying..

LOL! Fayose Wears Igbo Attire

Governor of Ekiti state, Ayodele Fayose wore this igbo attire to the thanksgiving ceremony of Governor Okezie Ikpeazu of Abia state who is thanking God for his Supreme court victory today.

Aisha Buhari Turns 45 Today

Aisha Muhammadu Buhari was born on the 17th of February, 1971 in Adamawa State.

Our pretty first lady is a mother of five and also a grand mother.

Once again we say happy birthday to Nigeria’s First Lady